If you do any of the following you are without a doubt a true horsewomen:

You use your horse's mane/tail comb to put up your hair.

You use your horse's braiding bands for your own hair.

Your entertainment for the week is playing in the manure pile.

You fight for what wheelbarrow your going to get.

You give your horse more baths than you get yourself.

Your horse has more blankets than you do clothes.

You clip your horse more often than you shave your legs.

You spent more money on your horse's front shoes than you did on all your own shoes put together.

You didn't have air conditioning, but you got two fans for your horse's stall.

You go to a horse show rather than going to church.

Your horse has more grooming supplies than you have cosmetic products

You wear the same dirty clothes every day, so you don't have to make another outfit dirty.