You Might Be A Horse Person If...

You get frequent flyer miles without ever being on a plane

Hay twine is your solution to EVERYTHING

The only hats you own are a cowboy hat and a helmet

Your horse's family tree is more complete than your own

You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags

You cluck to people and other animals to make them move

You own more bobby pins than the beautician

Your dad is concerned about you checking out the body of and flirting with a horse instead of a guy

You have favorite wheelbarrows, shovels and pitchforks

Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair on them

Every paper you write has to do with horses

You are more interested in the trailer than the cute guy standing next to it

Your horse's stall is cleaner than your room

Your plan your entire social life around horse shows and practice

The centerfold of your magazine is a horse…. And there is NO swimsuit edition

You say whoa to the dog

Your motto is "if you have to ask you can't afford it"

You'd pay $200 + for a show shirt but refuse to pay more than $20 for jeans

Your horse has more shoes than you do

Your boots and hat are not a fashion statement

You spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon

Your horses legs are shaved better than your own

You are not ashamed to wear a hairnet and enough makeup for twenty people