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Fun and Fast Horse Facts
Dick, Williamsport, Md.
Fun and Fast Horse Facts The oldest horse on record was named Old Billy, a Cleveland Bay that lived to be 62 years old. Adult horses only sleep 3-4 hours in a 24 hour period. The tallest h . . . keep reading
A Horse's View of Natural Horsemanship
Gary, Emmitsburg, Md.
A Horse's View of Natural Horsemanship Hello my name is Flicka and my Owner's a clinic junky. Yes, it's true. She went thru her mid life crisis and came to the sale barn and bought me. I spent . . . keep reading
You Might Be A Horse Person If...
Shannon, Minneapolis, MN
You Might Be A Horse Person If... You get frequent flyer miles without ever being on a plane Hay twine is your solution to EVERYTHING The only hats you own are a cowboy hat and a helmet . . . keep reading
New Year's Resolutions for Horses
Dick, Williamsport, MD
New Year's Resolutions for Horses I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can, I can, I can. I will NOT stop and poop or urinate every time I pass the same spot in the arena. I will NOT lea . . . keep reading
Things one should never say to a blacksmith ...
'Blacksmith' Dick, Williamsport, Md.
Things one should never say to a blacksmith ... If you will just give each of the dogs a piece of hoof they will get out from under the horse and quit fighting. As much as you charge, I should . . . keep reading
Farriers' version of "He Said, She Heard"
Dick, Williamsport, MD
Farriers' version of "He Said, She Heard" He said: "I think I can help this horse." She heard: "I can fix this horse." He said: "Here is the bill for today's services." She heard: "Y . . . keep reading
If you do any of the following you are without a doubt a true horsewomen:
Brenna, Somewhere with a Horse
If you do any of the following you are without a doubt a true horsewomen: You use your horse's mane/tail comb to put up your hair. You use your horse's braiding bands for your own hair. You . . . keep reading
On the first day of creation, God created the Horse.
Layla, Frederick, Md.
On the first day of creation, God created the Horse. On the second day, God created man to serve the Horse. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse when man . . . keep reading
Identification of the Female Equestrian...
Barb, Unionville, Pa
Now this is true! EASY TO LOCATE. She's either off on the horse or out in the barn. UPHOLDS THE DOUBLE STANDARD. Smooches with the most bewhiskered beast, but recoils when you need a shave. . . . keep reading
Husbands Vs. Horses
Natalie, Olney Md
Good Things About Husbands: Husbands are less expensive to shoe. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay. A lame husband can still . . . keep reading
One day in Heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, and Saint John were standing around near the horse paddocks, bored, watching the horses frolic.
Barb, Unionville, Pa
"I know!" Peter exclaimed. "Why don't we have a horse show?" "Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked. The trio pondered this a moment when Peter said, "We'll invite Satan. I mean, all . . . keep reading
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